Dead Bitch Makes Bitch Rich
Hats off to Leona Helmsley, who succeeded in finding a way to be even more repulsive in death than she was in life.
May all the city's poorer dogs take turns peeing on her mausoleum.
The good doctor knows what's good for you,
so quit whimpering and take your medicine.
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The mean lady's picture scares me.
geez, it's like looking at a funeral mask.
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A Haiku
Doctor Sardonic
how lovely is your fragrance
wafting on the breeze
If I were one of those
poor grand kids,
I'd cut that dogs head off,
and drink beer out of it.
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