Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dead Bitch Makes Bitch Rich


Hats off to Leona Helmsley, who succeeded in finding a way to be even more repulsive in death than she was in life.

May all the city's poorer dogs take turns peeing on her mausoleum.

7 Comments:

Blogger Ubermilf said...

The mean lady's picture scares me.

8/29/2007 8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

geez, it's like looking at a funeral mask.

8/30/2007 10:48 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

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9/06/2007 9:42 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

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9/09/2007 10:58 PM  
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9/11/2007 10:15 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

A Haiku

Doctor Sardonic
how lovely is your fragrance
wafting on the breeze

9/11/2007 7:22 PM  
Blogger Johnny Pipewrench said...

If I were one of those
poor grand kids,
I'd cut that dogs head off,
and drink beer out of it.

9/22/2007 12:29 PM  

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