Prong Prods Prick
From the AP newswire:
A tip 'o the Sardonic riot helmet to B.A. for his related post re the Cleveland cops' clampdown on the Naked Head-Biter. YA reason to emigrate if this is the beginning of a trend.
Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.
Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.
"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.
Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.
A tip 'o the Sardonic riot helmet to B.A. for his related post re the Cleveland cops' clampdown on the Naked Head-Biter. YA reason to emigrate if this is the beginning of a trend.
posted by Dr. Sardonic at 6:23 PM
5 Comments:
Who you calling Republican, System Boy? You talking to me?
I think he is.
He called you a Rove Ho the other day.
And he thinks you keep a picture of Ann Coulter next to your bed, with a bottle of hand lotion nearby.
Hand lotion! How low rent! The good Doctor uses nothing but the finest massage oil from Constantinople.
And my picture of Ann Coulter is most certainly not by my bed; it hangs in the darkest corner of my Gallery of Fiends in the basement laboratory. Not sure how long it will stay there, though; the lab rats are starting to complain.
i think officer chitwood is being a little vague when he sez that one of the prongs got stuck in the perps genitals... please be specific and graphic: did he prong the schlong, or pierce the balls?
I'll be pleased to promptly ping the police prong prod patrol pertaining to previous point.
Post a Comment
<< Home