Feets Don't Flail Me Now
It's Science Day with Dr. Sardonic! So pull yourself together and do this immediately:
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
3. Repeat until you start screaming.
After extensive research, Sardonic Labs has reproduced these astonishing results using the left hand and foot as well.
Amazing Sardonic Corollary: foot movement has no effect on the opposite hand.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
3. Repeat until you start screaming.
After extensive research, Sardonic Labs has reproduced these astonishing results using the left hand and foot as well.
Amazing Sardonic Corollary: foot movement has no effect on the opposite hand.
posted by Dr. Sardonic at 9:34 PM
7 Comments:
Don't you have a job?
ok ok ok, get both feet swinging in circles, counter or otherwise. Make circles with your finger and enjoy!
HOLY HELL!!! That is a trip! And most irritating to boot.
.......bastard.
I bet Jackie Chan could do it.
And Jesus.
Wait...you have a desk?!?
human nervous system is bilaterally programmed so opposite motions on the same side of the body just doesn't work, but opposites will... it take a real long time to reprogram countless generations of genetic implanting. of course you could do this no problem if you draw/write your 6's from the inside-out.
My balls are spinning counterclockwise!
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