You Are What You (Hopefully) Choke On

So where do the elite circles in Beijing like to masticate? A jerk joint, you say? No, silly, those are Jamaican, but that was an excellent guess. Truth is, after a hard day of suppressing Tibetans, tainting dog food, and supervising prison production quotas of toxic toys, the savviest Chinese overlords repair to a big dick restaurant. No, really.

An erudite explication of the finer points of Chinese large-penis cuisine may be taken in here.

A tip of the Sardonic Glans-o'-Shanter to the JAH-mon for alerting me to this gristly tidbit.