Caveat lector, indeed!
This is a very strong claim to make, but: I think I've stumbled across the world's weirdest website. Masterminded by a husband and wife team, I first thought this was bad college humor, but a couple of clicks later, I realized these folks were on a mission; they even translate their hallucinations into four different languages. Be afraid.
posted by Dr. Sardonic at 3:45 PM
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That is, without a doubt, a weird and wonderful site. But it's no Time Cube, my friend. I mean, c'mon! All clock faces are wrong? Classic.
On the measure of weirdness, I grant you've trumped me there. What's scary about the Cassiopaeans, though, is the disturbing amount of effort they've put into their site; they even have their own fucking newsfeed and podcast. Weirdos are funny; organized weirdos are scary. So I guess I should have said "world's most scarily weird website".
I look forward to your making me qualify that description even more. You are the professional collector here, after all.
Eerily weird. I'm not sure "scarily" is a word.
I hope you're wearing something under your lab coat.
Winter's coming.
Scarily is totally a word. So is schizophrenic.
Both applicable here, I feel.
Doctor Sardonic,
Can you look at my rash?
Since many of my senses, feelings, emotions, and my bodies form has been jammed and placed in a suspended state by other holographic energies possessing my body, I have been forced to use logic as a means to remember and control myself which makes me become very much like the Star Trek Data or Mr. Spock. My guess is that if all of the mind control beam weapons holograms were to be taken out of my body that have been there since I was a young child, I would be like a young child socially and emotionally, and have to relearn my emotions, feelings, and language patterns, and in a sense have to grow up and become mature, since I was never able to do so due to the beam weapons holographs preventing the natural growth.
This, and many other sad stories can be found at the Radiation Health Foundation.
Nice shot! In addition to the cheery stories there, I also found some lovely holiday gift ideas!
Wow! That's gotta be a real hard sell to get a guy in a tinfoil beanie to buy a home brain-scrambler!
Also, The Universe People have a great lovey-dovey thing going on.
Dammit. Here's the link.
Damn, those aliens are hot.
Not sure this is scarier than Dick Cheney. In fact I'm somewhat comforted by the idea he might be an ET rather than a human being.
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