Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Is That Really a Search Wand, Mister?

1. Consider all the surveillance technology and authority bequeathed to Homeland Security over the past four and a half years.

2. Consider that the deputy press secretary for Homeland Security just got arrested for soliciting a 14 year-old over the internet.

3. Consider hiding your children.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank goodness we're catching all the pedophiles using aol. what a dumbass! by-the-way doctor, the next time you post a story please touch youself as per my explicit instructions(remember, it's your patriotic duty!), also include photos of you explicitly eating raw pork.

4/05/2006 3:26 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

You mean I can give Dr. S. explicit instructions???

Why didn't someone tell me this?

4/05/2006 5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yes UM, especially when it's specifically explicit! or was that explicitly specific...

4/07/2006 12:47 AM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

So can I stop touching myself yet?

4/07/2006 11:09 AM  

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