Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Latest Whitehouse Snow Job Scandal


Fox has long been an organ of the Republican Party. Now it's official.

20 Comments:

Blogger Tits McGee said...

"Organ" being the key word here.

Ugh.

4/27/2006 12:13 AM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

Yes, I left that one hanging over the middle of the plate like I was Tim Wakefield at the Jake tonight, didn't I? Tits hits, she scores!

4/27/2006 12:49 AM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

Don't rub salt in the wound, baby.

I do like scoring, though.

*giggles*

4/27/2006 10:04 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Are you two becoming an item? Because that would be so cool.

4/27/2006 10:56 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Dr. Sardonic, Tits is married.

Sorry. I still think your genes should be spliced together to create a superbaby.

4/28/2006 9:06 AM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

Aw, you say the nicest things, Übie!

Sorry to be a tease, Dr. S. Mention the Red Sox and I just go all gooey.

4/28/2006 10:08 AM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

Everyone in this corner of the blogosphere knows that Tits is married. The real problem is that every time I mention the Red Sox to Tits, the Red Sox go all gooey. They've dropped three in a row now. C'est fini entre nous, Tits!

4/28/2006 11:35 PM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

Mais non, mon cher!

Surely there must be a compromise.

4/29/2006 12:49 AM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

Mais oui! Jusqu'à ce que la victoire prochaine des BoSox, l'affaire est fini! Et je peux attendre très longtemps: je suis un citoyen de la Nation Sox Rouges alors!

4/29/2006 11:20 AM  
Blogger christy said...

My Dad has watched at least five hours of Fox News a day since it was first on the air (this includes Bill O'Reilly *twice*) and I have to say, as a teen given the options I was given, you just made me realize...

I wanted to do Tony Snow.

And I think maybe he *needs* to get laid.

So we could help each other out.

The "organ" has lost its organ! He was just too BIG for lowercase - someone noticed his talents and swooped him up to join *the* ORGAN.

Light a candle for repressed teenage girls everywhere.

4/29/2006 7:47 PM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

Alors! Je suis si triste! Mais je suis une citoyenne de la Nation Sox Rouges aussi, et je peux attendre tres longtemps pour toi, mon chou.

4/30/2006 2:05 AM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

Okay.

*sigh*

Maybe you're right. You called things off and we won. I insisted on my love for you and we lost again.

I have to go weep now.

5/01/2006 10:24 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

It's official: Sardonic love is bad love.

5/01/2006 5:32 PM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

Well, if loving him is wrong, I don't want to be right.

5/01/2006 11:57 PM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

Look, Tits, no more fooling around: this isn't just a one-night stand — we have some serious ball ahead of us Tuesday evening, so you already know what I need to say: whatever it is that you did last night, you have to do exactly the same thing this evening. K?

[best word ver ever, but I can't type it here because it might j*nx the team effort; naturally I have to be extra careful, as these posts originate from deep within enemy territory]

5/02/2006 12:25 AM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

I respect the depth of your commitment, Dr. S.

I won't reveal my secrets, but rest assured that I was wearing my "special outfit," and that I will be donning it again tonight.

I never imagined I'd feel such total satisfaction watching That Man be so thoroughly humiliated! I am heady with joy and want more, more, MORE!!!

Also, I'm just dying to know what your word verification was, but appreciate your discretion.

5/02/2006 1:28 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

If you don't post again, the Red Sox will lose.

5/03/2006 6:36 PM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

You’re going into a dark, dark place, my pet. Before I had read your last comment, the game was tied. I won’t comment on the current status of the game, for if I were to so toy with the Gods of Ball, I would rightfully incur their wrath as well as that of the entire Red Sox Nation. I am as little free to speculate on what might happen to you if tonight’s game goes the wrong way, but if I were you, I’d starting rooting for the Red Sox right now.

And to avoid any misunderstanding on the part of the Gods of Ball or the Nation, the fact that I am about to post a new entry bears no relationship to this or any other comment posted to this site, nor to any imagined outcome of tonight’s contest at Fenway.

5/03/2006 10:13 PM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

Oh, shit.

5/03/2006 11:44 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Why are you blaming me? You're the one who didn't put up a post in time to save them.

Your anger is misplaced. I'm just an oracle.

5/04/2006 8:54 AM  

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