Transatlantic Trans Fat

The Daily News reports this morning that KFC and McDonald's delicacies in the US have ten times the trans fat of their European counterparts. "This is rather surprising because it tells me that it is possible for McDonald's to remove the trans fats because they have done it in European countries," said Steen Stender, a professor of preventive cardiology in Denmark. Well duh, Steen. They're obviously saving the trans fat for their best customers. That's why everyone wants to come here, you silly underweight Dane.