Monday, August 14, 2006

Back on the Attack

Fine, so I go to Thailand for two months to chill, only to have ABC's "This Week with George Stephanopoulos" harsh my mellow.

The top topic hasn't changed much since I left: it's still terrorism.

Here's the trenchant insight offered Sunday by ABC's Martha Radditz: "It's time to face the question: what causes terrorism?" [Really? So soon?]

Former Cabinet officer and Harvard professor Robert Reich proffered this incisive follow-up: what causes the "anger and hate" against America? [But doesn't asking that question mean the haters win?]

We're just short of the five-year anniversary of the 9/11 attack, and still, the most important issue we face as Americans is almost always addressed in question form. Occasionally, a few brave souls dare whisper what's considered the obvious answer amongst the "smarter set", most recently in Sunday's NYT: it's Iraq, stupid.

Um, but didn't 9/11 happen before we invaded and occupied Iraq?

Our President explained shortly after 9/11 that we were under attack because the terrorists "hated freedom". The target of their attack was our "way of life". This is why nineteen Arabs spent all that time plotting the hijacking of four airliners in an attack that resulted in their own violent death. Sure, make sense to me; nothing tops freedom and lifestyle for fanning the flames of devoted, suicidal hatred.

Anyway, on a completely unrelated note, here's something I came across in Friday's NYT: "Israel has asked the Bush administration to speed delivery of short-range antipersonnel rockets armed with cluster munitions" for use in Lebanon. According to Señor Official, the "request for M-26 artillery rockets, which are fired in barrages and carry hundreds of grenade-like bomblets that scatter and explode over a broad area, is likely to be approved shortly." Although "the Reagan administration determined in 1982 that the cluster munitions had been used by Israel against civilian areas", the ensuing ban against selling Israel such munitions was soon lifted, and all that stands in the way of the current shipment is: the State Department? Maybe Condi got a little itchy after Israel attacked another Lebanese army base on Thursday (incinerating in the process a convoy of refugees that had fled there to escape the onslaught): this is the same Lebanese army she wants to buddy up with UN forces to "monitor" the buffer zone she's pitching to the Security Council.

The Lebanese prime minister has said that the Israeli invasion has set the country back fifty years. The death toll on the Lebanese "side" is already over a thousand. Meanwhile, Israel wants us to expedite its order for more cluster bombs. Apparently, antipersonnel rocketry is one of the few industries where the world still looks to the United States for leadership.

I bet the people in Lebanon are starting to become real freedom-haters, too.

13 Comments:

Blogger Ubermilf said...

It is particularly disheartening to me that the American people seem to LIKE this simplistic "They hate us because we're so great" crap. What is this, high school? "They're just jealous because we're so pretty and made the cheerleading squad. We should SO TOTALLY bomb them now. I'm so glad the cool kids are in charge of this country. The brains would just sit there and think about what to do." I could go on, but my head hurts.

Our anti-intellectualism is going to kill us, and the whole world.

Do you think the terrorists would like us more if they knew what little freedom we actually have?

8/14/2006 6:09 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

I got a new apron, and hence a new avatar!

Those are my real cupcakes, not a stunt double.

8/15/2006 12:16 AM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

George Bush makes me want to stab wildly.

Übie's cupcakes, on the other hand, make me want to squeeze.

8/15/2006 12:18 AM  
Blogger ba said...

1: I think my army experience can help clear up one issue. For a time, I was a .50 cal gunner on an armored vehicle. During training, I was specifically told that ta machine gun of this caliber was not to be used against individual combatants, as per the Geneva Convention. Rather, I was to concentrate on machine-gunning the enemy equipment, such as shelters, vehicles, clothing, glasses, fillings, camoflouge face paint, etc. So don't worry about Israel. I'm sure they're following the rules.

2: Were you able to check out this joint on your culinary tour?

8/16/2006 11:30 AM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

Thanks, B.A., I take great comfort from your assurances and promise to not worry about Israel. As for Sirocco, I never made it there, though the photos on their site well document Bangkok's soupy technicolor smog. I think I'd need to be that high above the street to dine alfresco there.

8/16/2006 4:39 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

You had no comment about my new apron.

My feelings are hurt.

8/17/2006 1:36 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

My stomach hurts. I think it was the popcorn.

8/18/2006 11:33 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

You're not listening, are you?

8/22/2006 11:35 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

You hate me because I have freedom and I can stick my boot in your ass.

8/23/2006 11:29 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Why do you ignore me so? All I ever wanted was to love you.

Well, not really. But where the hell are you? I mean, I know where you are geographically, but, like, have you abandoned this blog or something?

8/23/2006 8:35 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Because I get upset easily. Sort of.

8/23/2006 8:35 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Your lab coat is stained and smelly.

8/24/2006 2:16 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

You're not very productive.

9/07/2006 5:02 PM  

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