Friday, May 12, 2006

Pulp Friction


The official group portrait of the heads of state of the European Union and Latin America at their summit in Vienna today was interrupted by a bikini-clad Argentinean carnival queen from Greenpeace who was protesting the construction of a pulp mill in Uruguay. After enough time had passed so that, um, everyone could read the sign, she was rushed away immediately
by security, who pretended to be very upset that the assembled dignitaries had been exposed to such exposure.

If Greenpeace America were this smart, maybe they wouldn't have to spend so much time begging on the streets.

10 Comments:

Blogger Tits McGee said...

This is genius.

5/12/2006 10:54 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

I like her fringe-y bottoms. I don't think the people at the YMCA pool would appreciate me wearing that, though.

5/12/2006 4:25 PM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

I would wear fringe-y bottoms if it would get you to post something new, already.

5/16/2006 12:05 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

You can't rush talent.

Or Dr. Sardonic.

5/16/2006 12:50 PM  
Blogger Sysm said...

I'm having horrible mental pictures of the good Dr. in the fringey bottoms. And a choke collar. And he's offering to do the "Can-Can".

Make it stop.



Please.

5/16/2006 5:34 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Are his buttocks as firm and supple as the young lady's in the picture?

5/16/2006 9:38 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

This is bullshit, Sardonic.

Now either keep entertaining us, or get over here, fix me a drink and rub my feet.

5/19/2006 12:06 AM  
Blogger Tits McGee said...

I'm with Übie.

Get it on, Sardonic.

5/19/2006 9:30 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Thgese fieet aren't gonna furb fub rub themseelves.

5/20/2006 8:50 PM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

Um, you out with FDC tonight?

5/20/2006 8:54 PM  

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