Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dead Bitch Makes Bitch Rich

Hats off to Leona Helmsley, who succeeded in finding a way to be even more repulsive in death than she was in life.

May all the city's poorer dogs take turns peeing on her mausoleum.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Our Country's Future

Pax Americana rules the waves, or something like that.

Thursday, August 23, 2007


Stumbling over the Finnish line: