Rosie's Rockin' Sister

It's not often that I scroll past the first screen of Wikipedia, but after spying today's Featured Picture, I'll be peeking there more frequently. There are roughly a million cool things about this 1942 photograph of an aircraft worker in Burbank. Can you find them all?

Fashion Chains

And I bet nobody saw this coming! Turns out GapKids clothing is made by actual kids! That's so cute! OK, so technically, the garments are made by child slaves. But I'm sure that the (PRODUCT) RED™ garments are made by socially conscience child slaves.

Santa's Ha's: What's Going On Down Under?

Well, ha ha ha, I bet nobody saw this coming!

Bummer

First, I miss The Go! Team show at Studio B. Then, I wake up this morning with bite marks on my neck and legs. Halloween run-in with a zombie, perhaps? Even creepier: they're mosquito bites – in fucking November. This month is not starting off well – is there no bottom in sight?*

*just skip past the red pandas for the punch line, OK?